The novelty has worn off

[Disclaimer]  The writer of this blog is tired and sweaty (she just worked out - stop laughing, I'm serious) and a little loopy.  This blog may cause nausea, dizziness, headaches, ear infections, vomiting, ringing of the ears, loss of vision and smell, insomnia and a strange desire to eat Cheetos.  Please consult a doctor before reading this, or any, blog. 

Okay, I was sitting here checking the blogs for the fourth or fifth time today to no avail.  No one writes anymore.  Even Jeff.  Now, I know we're all busy, but do you know how sad I am when no one writes?  [Insert mental image of me lying outside your locked door with my fingers underneath pleading "Don't you love me anymore?"]  How do I know what's going on?  I can't pick up the phone and call.  We live in a world where we don't like to actually talk to people.  I refuse to call the pizza place and order a pizza for heavens sake.  So, why do you not write?  (Disclaimer:  I am not talking about Jennie.  Jennie is the only one who writes anything regularly. I still don't understand most of it, but THANK YOU!)  Do you not know that it makes my day when Mom posts her latest school assignment, or Dad writes about how he doesn't like to write, or when Brad puts up pictures of the shop, or when Joseph and Bekah write the jibberish that is little kids?  I even like Jeff's intelletual posts (you are just too thoughtful for me . . . my only thoughtful moments now are "Should I get Emily the princess underwear or the little pony underwear?").  So, please, I am begging you, fingers under the door and all, please write.  Don't let the novelty wear off this soon.  Write about breakfast.  Write about laundry.  Write about adventures in little red cars.  Write about how crazy your sister/daughter is.  (I mean Randi, of course.  I am perfectly sane!)  Anyway, I send this plea out into blog superspace and hope that when I log on tomorrow for the first of five times, there will be something new.   And just remember, keep your arms and hands inside the ride at all times.  Thank you, and have fun!