Corny Jokes

Jon here... I thought that I'd do my part in this whole blogosphere by creating new posts for all of us. I thought that each time I hear a joke from my boss, I'd post it. Here it goes: An anniversary comes up for this married couple. They had been married for many years. He, of course, had forgotten that it was his anniversary and there was no way he could get out of it. So, he confessed to his wife that he had forgotten. His wife told him that the only way he could make up for this was by making sure that by tomorrow morning, there would be something in the garage that goes from 0 - 200 in less than 3 seconds! The next morning, she woke up to find a scale in the garage! Forgive me.