Two Cents

Tonight we were driving back from dinner with Mom and Dad.  Jon and I were talking about some stuff that he has going on.  By talking, I mean Jon was listening, and I was talking.  I could tell he was getting a little tired of our "talking", so I ended and said, "There you go, that's my two cents!"  He looked at me, and said "Your two cents?  I'm getting rich."  I'm not sure, but I think I'm offended . . .