Sickness by the numbers

Two weeks ago I commented to Jon that we are so lucky because we never get sick. So, guess what happens? We all get sick. Not so much fun. Especially for all of you, because I'm SURE you've missed my witty and insightful blogs. I think (but don't quote me on it) that we are almost better. Emily should go back to school tomorrow, unless in the next 12 hours she manages to contract some other sickness. Hey, we haven't had strep . . . Anyway, here's what we've been doing for two weeks! Number of Gees sick in the last 2 weeks: 5 (Robbie has somehow escaped all the germs.) Different things we've had: 3 People with the 24 hour stomach virus: 5 People with flu: 4 People with ANOTHER UTI: 1 (Yeah, I'll give you one guess which one that is . . . ) Days of school missed by Emily: 6 Times I've had to pick Emily up from school sick: 2 Loads of laundry done: Too many to count, but I've gone through 2 bottles of laundry detergent. Hours of movies watched: I'm not sure, but the TV rarely even has time to cool down now. Tissues used: 1/2 a box Times we've eaten out/had dinner brought to us: 4 I'm REALLY, REALLY, REALLY glad we are almost better. And if you have any germs, please don't come to my house!