Did you know?

Did you know that if you forget you have popcorn in the microwave, it not only burns, but can actually shatter the not-so-microwave-safe plate you have it on?  Did you know that exploding plate and burnt popcorn do NOT smell pretty? Did you know that a 3-year old who hits his finger with a hammer at the Home Depot kids project day will cry for approximately 34 minutes? Did you know that a 7-year-old can build a castle bank out of wood that is straighter than the one his mom built for the crying 3-year old? Yeah, I didn't either until the last hour. . .